'Sup Footie nuts? So I thought I'd share my experience about the Manc derby that took place on Monday night. Meet the players below
Cast:
Potz - Liverpool Supporter
Wacky - Liverpool supporter
Carson - Liverpool supporter
Deon - Manchester United Suporter
Hamish - Manchester United Supporter
Ash - Beer Supporter
Therona - Carson Supporter (Fiance)
7:50 - Get the call our usual spot is full! End up at our local football spot, trying to figure out our next stop.
8:38 - Trying to find a place is like trying to find Tupac's killers. Everwhere is full.
8:45 - Suarez goal of the season pops up. Heated argument ensues. I still think Crouchies was better.
8:50 - Found a spot! Massimos! In Plumstead! Sitting amongst neutrals. Good stuff.
8:55 - Carson pouring Therona a drink. This is funny. Quite the gentleman tonight.
8:56 - Breaking news!!! Everyone with a United top on gets half price on Pints!!! Poor Deon. His the only one with one on. I foresee many trips to the bar for him.
8:57 - Teams walk onto the field. There's a huge roar in the pub. I turn for my 1st pint! Game on!!!
8:58 - Glory glory man united rings out from a group of MU fans. We ask for another song from them. Nothing. Typical.
9:00 - Tevez & Rooney greet. Two Uglies greeting.
9:03 - 2nd minute penalty shout. From the pub. Where's my beer?
9:06 - 1st glass breaks. People more interested in that than the game. Typical.
9:08 - Picture a bit fuzzy. Cue "funny" comments. I use that term lightly.
9:11 - Nani shot flies over the bar. Crowd gets excited. Its nowhere near the poles. Shut up people.
9:15 - This bar is quiet. Nothing is happening. No vocals. Typical. 2nd pint on the way! Half Price!!!
9:20 - Yellow!!! Kompany gets it for a tackle on Rooney. Soft. Bad Kompany? Lol. Ok. Moving on.
9:25 - 2nd pint in.
9:26 - Rooney's up&under results in the 1st chance to Kun. There are strange looking people at this place. Looks like a hobbit after party.
9:40 - Cheers for a De Gea catch. Its that kinda crowd....
9:44 - My Grammar got corrected. No beers for you Wacky.
9:46 - Goal!!!! Kompany sticks it in!!! Th pub is quiet. Typical. Pizza at HT.
9:47 - We start debating who was at fault for the goal. Smalling for missing the header, or Jones for going with Kompany. We all in unison, we don't care.
10:00 - Kick off 2nd half. Deon saying the playing of style of Swansea is good. The words are becoming slurred. HALF PRICE!!!!! We getting there.
10:05 - Wacky is getting identities confused. I AM Potz. YOU are Wacky...
10:10 - Pint 3... I think.
10:14 - A drunk Chick comes & greets a person sitting here. Almost knocks over the beer. Her man isn't happy. This night could end up being good after all.
10:14 - Wellbeck's forehead comes into discussion. Cue Wacky's "That aint a forehead that's a 5 head." comment. Every time... every single time.
10:20 - Liverpool fans are the loudest so far tonight. Typical.
10-20 - Toure shot. Banshee screams.
10:20 - I've now reverted to short form typing. HALF PRICE!!!!
10:23 - Drunk Chic returns to come and sit on the guys lap IN FRONT of her man. Loose much?
10:30 - Yaya Toure is STILL the same player he was when he played for FCB. He hasn't become any less of a player. Immense in the middle so far.
10:35 - it kicks off! Fergie & Mancini... 1 Middle aged average coach and a senior about to scrap it out. This game is turning into something else.
10:40 - The crowd has become VERY quiet. Come on! Support your team dammit!!!!
10:42 - Us neutrals try to get the crowd going with our rendition of Glory Glory Man United...it's ineffective.
10:46 - FULL TIME!!! There is silence. Except for an idiotic Liverpool fan celebrating like his team has just played. We jeer him.
10:53 - Get into a heated debate with an idiotic United supporter. Walking around with a flag, and knowing NOTHING about your team makes you an easy target.... what? He started it.
10:58 - Bump into a mates ex at the mens toilet...awkward greeting. Make some comment about washing my hands.
11:05 - Horror! The kitchen is closed!
11:30 - I just lost 25 minutes.
11:35 - Head off to a 24 hour McDonald's.
12:05 - Stumble through the front door....HALF PRICE!!!!!
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