Hottest womens football players - London 2012

So the Olympics is on and there's football to be watched. Now Footiecall care not about if you can lift heavy weights, swim fast or how far you can throw an over-sized toothpick. We care about football only!!
We decided to focus on women's football because we believe that they deserve more focus than what they're getting. There's lots of talent and physical ability in women's football. The tactics and set-pubes are very technical. These ladies need to be understood and respected, so we thought we'd help you understand more by showing you how they look in bikinis.
The Footiecall team sacrificed hours for this. Forced to go through many pictures. The women wear very little clothes & it was difficult to uncover the technical info we managed to salvage...so we hope you enjoy it...remember, all of these ladies are in their current Olympic teams:

Corine Franco - France

This is actually France's 3rd kit. It's one of the best in our opinion. But does it beat Man United's "Divine Tablecloth"?

Laure Boulleau - France

Some ask if make up is necessary in football. Yes. Yes it is. Obviously these people have no idea of women's football and they should learn more....like we have.

Louisa Necib - France

Cute as a button.....if buttons were blonde, had sexy legs, and we wanted to sleep with buttons. Then yes, cute as a button.

Heather Mitts - USA

Is she lying on the grass or is that the best wall in the world? Wait, she's not even wearing Mitts!


Hope Solo - USA

*do not make fisting joke* As a keeper, she has a great command of her box. Good handling also, as you can see. She recently bought a boat since she enjoys a good fisting trip.


Kelley O Hara - USA

The one on the left. Not the photo-bomber. There probably was a picture of her in her football gear, but if you've come this far, you'll have noticed we lost the plot already.


Kosovare Asllani - Sweden

So pretty she has 46 sponsors across her chest. Her playing style is similar to Peter Beardsley. That's our guess at least. Actually she might not even play football. She's so pretty.


Kaylyn Kyle - Canada

This picture was taken at half-time, on a cold Wednesday night, at the Brittania. Can Messi do that?


Ali Riley - NZ

*try no to mention the pokies* she's a dead boob specialtit. She doesn't fanny about. POKIES. Shit.


Gaetane Thiney - France

"...and you will stay in the naughty corner for being naked! Now sit there and think about what you've done!"


Erika Christiano Dos Santos - Brazil

Gay test: if you actually read the words in this picture, you failed.

Football player - not sure, probably Iceland

Not got too much to say here. Judging by her stance, we think she's a centre mid. Probably from Poland since she's holding a pole. She's the captain. Could be right-footed....ok we don't know her, but I mean seriously, just look at the picture, do you really have a complaint?


Well we've nearly come to the end of our intensive research of......football.....related things, but, we have our favourite. So we'll end of with the best female footballer in the world. Now you may have thought it was Marta, or that big German chick that scares us, but NO. Just look at the technique....the skill...the talent....NAY, the beauty of our favourite.
Her name is ALEX "HOT AS F" MORGAN (USA):

 That's not fireworks behind her. It's a halo. She's an angel.

Could you tackle that face? I'd let her score if she let me score (that was a metaphor for something else).

 That is actually me next to her. I put something in the Fanta. She doesn't know.

If Sir Alex doesn't trade Michael Carrick for her, then there is no justice in this world. Probably plays better too.

Well that concludes our extensive research into the women's game. We hope you've learnt some more about their wonderful sport. If you have any suggestions then you have the ability to upload a picture in the comments section below.

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