Friday, 31 August 2012

Golden Generation Rusting


Today's piece comes from a lover of the local game. He's a player himself, a coach & has SAFA badges to prove it! He's one of the few Cape Town residents who actually take the time to pay & watch the PSL. He's got a much more positive view on the local talent. Read below to see why -

While we start drooling over yet another Brazilian generation and what looks like it could be one of their best if not there best ever. Many of us south Africans are thinking when is our golden generation coming to save this country’s football from albatross? Do we even have the infrastructure and development plans in place to produce a golden generation? What if I told you South Africa had a serious chance at a medal in this football Olympics!! “Not possible” “we didn’t even qualify” that we didn’t qualify is not the lack of talent or the development excuse that every junior national team coach throws in the media’s face after yet another failed qualifying campaign neither is it the coach.  The sole blame lies with SAFA and their lack of vision in identifying a talented group of players. To give everyone an indication, South Africa have only qualified twice for the Fifa U-20 world cup, the first time was in 1997(a team containing McCarthy,fortune,etc) that team made up the core of the Olympic team in Sydney that shook the footballing world by beating a Brazilian team containing Ronaldinho,Adriano and Alex. This team of amaglug should have gone on to dominate the national team for years to come and bring us glory. That sadly was not the case due to reasons we all know(coaching changes no 1) the 2nd time we qualified for the Fifa u 20 world cup was in 2009 where we lost out on progression from the group stages on goal difference. Now if you were in Safa`s shoes alarm bells should have been ringing. This team should have been earmarked for the Olympic qualifying campaign to lead us to only our 2nd Olympics. How wrong we were, shakes Mashaba could not choose he’s best team for the last qualifying tournament where SAFA and the PSl were at each others throats over the release of certain players. Sanity eventually prevailed if you can call it that with Shakes Mashaba taking a 2nd string team consisting of bench warmers and NFD players with just a few days preparation  but how different could it have been? Let me break this team down department by department to give everyone an indication of the wealth of talent that Shakes had at he’s disposal if SAFA had any vision at all.

Goalkeepers
This would be 1 of our strongest departments. We have Darren Keet who made his psl debut at 19 for Wits University and went on to cement his place as the number 1, resulting in a move overseas. He is currently plying his trade in Belgium’s top league for Kv Kortrik and is the clubs number 1, should be battling Khune for number 1 but a case of out of sight out of mind for SAFA! As backup there is Superports  Ronwen Williams who just won the absa young player of the year and forced former Bafana keeper Rowen Fernandez to play 2nd fiddle to him. Showed tremendous maturity and has exponential potential testament to that is that he is the number 1 keeper at a big club at 20.(baby years in keeper terms) Brilliant Khuzwayho any keeper who the coach nicknames Cassilas must be worth having a look. Khuzwahyo was on loan at Thanda Royal Zulu where he skippered them to the brink of promotion where they narrowly lost out in the playoffs has recently been signed by Kaiser Chiefs where he will push Khune for the number 1 spot.
Right backs
Doctor Mampura skippered the u-23 team and is one of the best crosses in the psl. Mampura talents became noticed in Puk twana (Sundowns development team) run in the nedbank cup a few seasons back. Game time has been hard to come by at Sundowns as he is competing with u-23 teamate Ramahlwe Mphahlele who was the previous skipper of the u-23. Mphahlele debuted in the psl at 18 for Moroka Swallows and established himself as one of the best right backs in the psl. A very versatile player who can cover centre back and midfield. A big money offer was accepted by swallows and he is currently battling for game time resulting in a loan move to newly promoted Tuks. Thulani Hlatswayo nicknamed Tyson for he’s hard tackling and strength is a regular in Ajax ct back four played an influential role in Ajax 2nd placed finish 2 seasons back and is one of few positives of Ajax ill-fated last campaign. Has been earmarked for a European move.



Left backs
Sundown’s Subusiso Khumalo a player blessed with incredible pace and extremely skilful concerns over he’s defensive capabilities have resulted in him struggling to get game time also having to compete with Bafana international Punch Masenamela for a starting place has limited he’s opportunities has been compared to brazils Marcelo. Bafana international Keegan Ritchie is eligible for selection too. The Kaiser Chiefs man is one of the best crosses and is a set piece specialist. Concerns has been raised over he’s pace but makes up with he’s reading and tough tackling and is extremely hard to beat one v one. There is backup in Ajax ct Aiden Jenniker and the versatile Thato Mokeke who’s best position is centre back but can fill the roles of dm and left back as well. The former Supersport man has played an integral part of Ajax ct last season and is a fantastic passer of the ball

Centre backs
The recent bidding war that erupted between Sundowns and Kaiser Chiefs over the services of Eric Mathoho. The much sought after centre back was in the psl team of the season plying he’s trade at Bloem Celtic. Tower as Mathoho is known combines physical presence with composure on the ball and fantastic aerial prowess. Was linked with numerous clubs in Europe before he decided to join Kaiser Chiefs in a big money deal. Tower is also a big threat from set pieces and has chipped him with he’s fair share of goals will be in the Bafana team for many years to come.
Siyanda Xulu a player who was a regular at Mamelodi Sundowns at 18 was on trail at Barcelona, Arsenal and Athletico Madrid. The latter having a bid rejected as it was deemed insufficient. Is now the mainstay of the Mamelodi backline and a European move is not too far off.
David Boysen has been a regular for Maritzburg united producing some sterling performances. The lanky defender has put in some sterling performances and he’s composure, ability to read the game and command in the air has him touted as a Bafana international
Thamsanqa Sangweni brother of Bafana and Orlando Pirates centre back Siyabonga is arguably the more talented brother played a sterling role in Amazulus success last season which resulted in a big money move to Sundowns. Is a generally a holding midfielder but has produced some brilliant performances at centre back blessed with the same composure as he’s older brother but looks to have the edge in passing ability. Packs a rocket of a shot. Has been placed in defence due to the quality possessed in midfield by this team

Central midfield

This is the department where we are spoilt for choice. This midfield could rival any in world football at the Olympics. Picking a starting 3 from these midfielders would have been tough for Mashaba if he had all of them available. These are our central midfielders.
Andile Jail a stalwart in Orlando Pirates midfield resulting in 2 treble winning seasons(enough said) not many a midfielder has won the battle over Gattuso as jail is known. Freakish energy, excellent in the tackle and a decent distributor. Has outgrown the psl and should be playing in Europe. A man to take with you to war!
George maluleke was the spine of Ajax ct for 2 seasons. Blessed with all the qualities of a box to box midfielder. Maluleke has recently been signed by Superport United after 2 fantastic seasons at Ajax ct where he was the team’s most consistent player.
Daylon Classens Has been touted for great things ever since he had a trial with real Madrid at 15. the former Ajax cape town player has been plying he’s trade in the Belgium league for SK Lierse and was voted club player of the year which has alerted QPR who are interested in signing the silky playmaker. How he is not a Bafana regular is the question everyone in Belgium has been asking!

Thulani Serrero the jewel in South Africa’s crown. The most talented player to come out of mzansi in many a year. The Ajax Amsterdam player left these shores in a big money move from Ajax Cape Town to mother club Ajax Amsterdam after a clean sweep in the individual player awards at the back end of the 2010/2011 season almost single handedly winning the psl title. Has found game time a bit difficult but this is due to the sensational form of Christian Ericksen who has been on the wanted list of almost every top club in Europe.
If a midfield 3 of jail, Classens and Serrero has you salivating. There is still a few more gems left none so than May Mahlangu. Displays in Sweden for Helsingborg sent shockwaves throughout South Africa. Here was an unknown South African player getting rave reviews in Sweden this resulted in him becoming the Swedish player of the year talks of Swedish citizenship being offered to Mahlangu to play for the Swedish national team were rumoured. Still no Bafana call up! Eventually Pitso yielded to the media and public and called him up to the Bafana national team. How the playmaker was not capped at junior level is a mystery to all and sundry!  Kamohelo Mokotjo is a currently plying he’s trade for Dutch super powers Feynoord played 22 games last season for feynoord can play in midfield or defence. Moktjie displays in midfield has led him to signing an extended contract (foreign players in Holland can not sign a contract for less than 550 000 euros per anum) this shows how highly rated mokotjo is. Yet another European player who fails to grab the attention to the bafflement of the feynoord technical team.  Thandani Nhshumayelo burst onto the scene in the 2008/2009 season winning the absa young player of the year. A starring role for Superport united for numerous seasons resulted in a big money move to Orlando Pirates.  Low centre of gravity results in him possessing incredible strength for he’s small statue, energy in abundance and fantastic passer of the ball are just some of the qualities possessed. For depth we have Jabulani Shongwe who is one of the most creative players in the psl and the versatile Michael Morton who has been a regular for wits and Maritzburg united for numerous seasons.

On the wings we are blessed with numerous game breakers and potential superstars none other than Masibusuane Zongo the most talented left footer this country has seen. Discipline problems has led to stagnation in he’s career after scintillating displays in he’s debut season resulted in a bid from none other than Tottenham Hotspurs. Rumours of he’s ill discipline led Tottenham to abandon the deal. Mind boggling balls skills along with an excellent end product was recently taken under the wing of Roger De Sa where he flourished for wits on loan towards the end of last season currently on the books of supersport where he has fallen out of favour with Gavin Hunt’s rigid style of coaching. Shameeg Doutie is a player who in the qualifying tournament was selected for the team of the tournament even tho amaglug performed dismally. One of the best crosses in South Africa. Doutie is your archetypal winger with pace to burn. After a big money move to pirates did not work out. A move to supersport worked out perfectly for the fleet footed winger who thrives under a more direct style. George Lebese has shown when given a chance for Kaiser Chiefs he is a very talented player has found opportunities limited due to him having to compete directly with Bafana incumbent Simphiwe Tshabalala. Lebese has shown over the past season he is more than capable and is one for the future. Mandla Masango is the former captain of the u-23 is a player that has all the attributes to become a star. Was just 19 when chiefs gave him he’s debut and big things were expected even given the nickname as the next Jabu Pule

Strikers

Upfront we have Kermit Erasmus one of the top goal scorers in the Fifa u 20 tournament in 2009 Erasmus was on the books of feynoord even before he played in the psl where he found opportunities limited. A loan deal to Sbv Excelsior yielded some success but the call of the Bafana selection resulted in a transfer back to supersport did not quite live up to expectations due to Gavin hunts direct style of football. The diminutive forward struggled as he was often played on the left of a midfield but showed glimpses of why he is so highly rated. Is still being rumoured for a European move.
Bogani Nduluda was the top goalscorerer in the Olympic qualifying campaign. Is seen as the future target man for Bafana Bafana. Ndudlula is on the books of Orlando pirates where he chipped in with a number of crucial goals. Ndudlula has a good first touch for a big boy and has shown composure in the box having to compete directly with mzansi finest striker McCarthy did not aid he’s development as he found opportunities limited.
Tokelo Rantjie scored he’s first Bafana goal in Bafana last game. Explosive pace and good finishing has led him to being an integral part of Orlando Pirates treble winning team. Rantjie was on loan from Hasslehom(Swedish league) but has a number of suitors after he’s services. A failed bid from pirates to buy him outright failed as was deemed insufficient. Has just recently been signed by Helsingborg.

Starting 11?

How they will line up in the starting 11? A 4 3 3! With the abundance of central midfield talent available. Keet would be in goal. Right back will be a tough call but would have to go with Hlasthwayo. Xulu and Mathoto would be the centre backs with Khumalo on the left. The midfield would be jail as defensive along with Classens as the box to box and Serrero in the hole behind a fluid front 3 of Rantjie Zongo and Erasmus who all have the ability to interchange. This team has everything pace and creativity lacks height in midfield and the wingbacks would have been a small problem defensively but that never stopped an all conquering team before forget tika taka! This would have been superdiski with all the flicks, tricks and shibobos that come along with it. 2014 Brazil SAFA?????
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Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Double crossed

Moments before kickoff, players walking onto the hallowed surface...a few taking in the moment, others crossing themselves as they prepare.

Football. Religion. Rituals. Superstitions.

Seemingly there's place for all of this on the turf.

Today we'll look at a few players who have their way of going about things before the first whistle blows for kickoff.

Good day footiecall FAITHFUL!



Before every game of FIFA World Cup '98, Laurent Blanc would kiss the bald head of Fabien Barthez. Worked a charm! MUFC should maybe have signed the centre half earlier...



Argentina goalkeeper, Sergio Goycochea, had the dirty habit [or was it ritual] of urinating on the field before a penalty shootout. Worked for him, until Italia '90...
Mario Gomez will only use the urinal furthest to the left. 
How's that for taking the piss?!



Anyone recognise him? This Englishman opted not to have any shots on goal in the warm up, so he didn't waste any goals. If he hadn't scored by halftime, he'd change his shirt...if this didn't help, he'd go and get his hair cut.



Kolo Toure needs to be the last man out onto the pitch. According to him. This  is fine, until he missed the start of a UEFA Champions League game for Arsenal and was subsequently booked for entering the field without permission.



During FIFA World Cup 2010, Diego Maradona would come out wearing the Albiceleste tracksuit, only to return after half-time wearing this grey suit. I reckon it'll take more than that to improve his coaching.

Another legendary Argentine, Juan Sebastian Veron wore bandage around his right knee for every game. This started in 1997, when he injured that knee, bandaged it and it apparently brought him good fortune.



Finally, closer to home, the coach of Midlands Port Cement [a Zimbabwean 1st Division Club] commanded his players to bathe in the crocodile infested waters of the Zambisi river...as it is believed this would allay evil spirits. What it did do is reduce the squad from 17 to 16 players...and they lost their next fixture.


I'm sure there's a whole list of other routines we could refer to. Feel free to drop them in the comments section below.



Thanks for joining me.


Monday, 27 August 2012

Loyalty... it's over rated.


'Sup Footie nuts? We are well under way with the majority of the European leagues up and running. Life is good... nay! Beautiful! 

Since Robin “I score when I want” Van Persie moved to Manchester United, there has been a lot of talk about players “selling out” and that “Footballers aren’t loyal anymore”.  Well, I personally feel that loyalty is over rated in the work place. And this is exactly it, it IS their work place.

Let me use a different example. You (yes you) are an attorney at a rather large firm. A bigger firm with more chance of promotions, bigger salary and more perks, makes you an offer. What are you going to do? Are you going to say “Uhm, no thank you? I am loyal to this firm, because it has treated me well and stuck by me through some bad times.” Yeah, I didn’t think so.

You see, I know this type of transfer. Yeah, I’m still a bit bitter that Torres left Liverpool to join Chelsea. At the time, I hated him. I wished death upon his tortoise. I hoped he would never score a goal again and that every time he did, a fairy would die. But, I’ve moved on. And I’ve realised why he decided to join Chelsea and leave Liverpool. It wasn’t for the money. We would have (could have) offered him more or less the same as what Chelsea offered him.  It was about trophies. It was about playing in the second best European competition (behind the Europa League). Why should loyalty be brought into it? He made a decision, he moved. What has he accomplished since then? Well, a Champions League winner’s medal.

The reality of this entire situation is that Arsenal hasn’t won a trophy in EIGHT years. Van Persie is 29 years old.  He wants to achieve something. The most likely place for him to achieve that would be at Manchester United OR at the only club in Manchester... Manchester City.

We have all seen players moving for money and there shouldn’t be any sort of surprise about that. Everything nowadays is about money. Television rights, Champions league, bonuses. It ALL centres on money. It’s not ideal. But it is the reality of it. If (most clubs) are running like a business (stock exchange etc) why shouldn’t the players look after their future (read: Pocket) in the same way. A clubs life span runs a lot longer than a player’s career.

To conclude this debatable post. I'm not saying that what these players are doing is right. I personally feel that there needs to be some sort of loyalty. The likes of Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Steven Gerrard are current premier league players that have chosen the loyal side. Adebayor... not so much.

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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Write for Your team - Arsenal Part 2


Sean tells us something about Arsenal. We don't comment. 

Write for your team - Arsenal FC

In recent times, Arsenal fans have had to endure pre-season's of pain and suffering as money-rich clubs have pulled up at the Emirates stadium with briefcases laden with cash hoping to turn the heads of some of our most influential stars. And they've gotten it right too.

As the club sticks to it's model of being self-sustainable, players look elsewhere to earn more money and win trophies. Our strict wage policy, stadium debt and outdated commercial deals do not allow us to compete with the mega rich clubs of today.

Despite all the restrictions the club have placed upon themselves, we've somehow managed to compete on the field and have qualified for the Champions League for the last 15 years. Quite a feat for a club that have never bought a player for more then £20m.

This pre-season has shown some positive signs despite our double Footballer of the Year captain telling the fans on his personal website that he and the club disagree on the way it should be moving forward. We've done some business early on, signing German international Lukas Podolski and last years French Ligue 1's top scorer Olivier Giroud. 

Santi Cazorla, our most recent signing, is probably the most exciting one of the lot. Targeted by Wenger to replace Cesc Fabregas last pre-season, the midfielder comes in to add some creative flair to our midfield and also, more than likely, to be available as Jack Wilshere recovers from his injury problems. 

The players we have brought in, including Arteta from last season, are experienced and at a good age. I wouldn't say we've seen the end of Arsene Wenger's 'Project Youth' but we are certainly seeing a change of ideas for the club, and rightly so.

Whether or not Robin van Persie stays, I feel we have a well balanced squad that can challenge. The three additions will add some much needed attacking strength to the squad and their responsibility for goal getting will be shared.

I doubt whether the transfer activity is over for the Arsenal especially where players leaving the club is concerned. Wenger has mentioned the names of three players who would be leaving and this excludes our captain. What matters though is that Arsenal have done their business early and I feel this puts the club firmly in the driving seat.

On paper, our squad looks much improved and stronger than recent seasons and because of this I think the team can improve on last seasons position of 3rd and hopefully reach one or two cup finals.

Up The Arse!

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Write for your team - Arsenal part 1


'Sup footie nuts? We missed out on the Arsenal piece(s) in last week. So let's get it sorted with a brand new piece! 

Chaps, let's have a read at what Craig Wolmarans has to say on his beloved Arsenal.

Write for your team - Arsenal part 1

Prediction: (pre-RVP leaving), Top 3 with a domestic cup
Prediction: (post-RVP leaving), TREBLE!....or 4th. 4th is a trophy now right?, well Kenny said that kit deals are trophies so 4th is the UCL.



It's over Robin...
So the Captain's armband curse continues, if I was Vermaelen I would have rejected the offer, remain vice & give it to Arteta. He has some Barca DNA & next year when we sell him to C*ntalunya we can get a nifty 8-10million (I kid! I kid!). As sad as I am about the Robin van Persie issue, I’m not totally devastated. Thanks to Arsene Wenger's "mental strength" mixtapes (reasonably priced at all good retailers) I mentally prepared myself for this. One incredible season in 8, that's how I look at it, he has always had fitness issues & if we had re-signed him there would of been 2 scenarios, would we have had the 2011 RVP? or the RVP of old minus a rape case?, I'd go for the latter.

Now I know we don’t want to sell our best players. But think of it this way, this is what his last 5 seasons have looked like.
49 – 28 – 17 – 36 -21 (@LeGrove)
On average, that gives us 30.2 games per season. Take out last seasons wonder year & what do you have? An average of 20.4. His return on goals has been impressive. He has averaged 19.6 goals a season over the last few years. A healthy return when you average 30.2 games a year, a goal every 1.54 games.
Throughout all of that you cannot discount the leadership & experience he could offer Podolski & Giroud if he had stayed, we would have had one hell of an impressive attack force for this campaign. Without RVP, it's back to bed in time, the last player to bed in was Chamakh, he was awesome. Then Park something something, he's off to fight a war soon.

Still there are silver linings, we saw the display from our summer recruits playing in 2nd gear & tearing FC Cologne a new one on Sunday. Santi Cazorla looks the business, Lukas Podolski will be key for us in this season & I feel the goal scoring burden will fall upon him in this campaign. Oliver Giroud is not a Chamakh upgrade, he can be a 20+ goals a season striker but needs time to adapt. I'm looking forward to his partnership with Poldi (nicknames already!) & our 4-4-2 formation looks more formidable than the 4-3-3 that brought us so much success in the past (Emirates cups & Berlin Bear's).

So with Alex Song leaving, Wilshere out until October & Diaby soon to be injured our midfield looks very lightweight. We need reinforcements & I still believe M'vila will be joining, Sahin, well...BOOOOM!!!!!!



The board & Arsene have shown that they are serious about mounting a challenge for silverware this season, now we need to go out & show everyone that Robin van Persie made the biggest mistake of his life. We'll be treble winners come May!.

Our huge gaping hole in defense needs to shore up. They have probably benefited the most from our 1st summer signing Steve Bould. He will no doubt have them drilled with that 90's defense attitude "only run forward to celebrate ya hear me!". With Thomas Vermaelen, Per Mertesacker, Laurent Koscielny, Sebastien Squillaci (I can hear those laughs!), Johan Djourou(stop laughing already!) & Ignasi Miquel waiting in the wings we have the makings of a soliddefense, they should only concede less than the 60+ goals we had last season. Happy days!

We don't need to go overboard like Chelsea or PSG…but we need to address some glaring holes in our squad. We need our current batch of players to see our club as the place to be, not the place to learn.

1st. Man United
2nd. Man City
3rd. Chelsea
4th. Arsenal
5th. Liverpool
6th. Everton
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10th. Spurs!

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Look out for Sean's piece later during the day. Also about Arsenal.

Monday, 20 August 2012

All sold out

The transfer window will close soon. Some surprising moves happening, big money being spent. It's the norm these days though.

Got me thinking of a time when football was played with passion...more passion than you could imagine now. When fans were true to their clubs...and players dare not cross the great divide.

If they did! All hell would break loose.

Robin Van Persie has just joined MUFC from Arsenal. Honestly speaking, I never saw this coming. It just didn't seem possible...but, alas...it's happened.

In modern times, we've seen Tevez move across town from MUFC to City...Adebayor has gone from being a Gunner to now courting a relationship with THFC, this after the Spurs fans sang a rather defamatory song relating to his parents. You'd think, that sorta rubbish would deter him...if not the city rivalry!?


Luis Figo left FC Barcelona to join Real Madrid FC in 2000. One of the strongest rivalries in the game and he shuns loyalty to join Los Blancos for a fee of 37million Euro...that's great business for Barca, as they paid just over 2million for him. Football isn't about business though, or at least, back then it wasn't all about bringing home the bacon...I think he got off easily with just the pigs head.



London rivalries are quite big. The North London derby, arguably the biggest, with the first encounter dating back to the late 1800s. So when Sol Campbell decided to leave Spurs, on a free, to join the Gunners...it was no surprise when the COYS faithful felt hard done by and quite frankly, betrayed.



Another feisty rivalry is the one between the two Milan giants. The box to box midfielder had a stint with either side. Starting off at Internazionale, who signed him for close to $25m from Real Madrid FC, before moving to i Rossoneri in 2002, where he rewrote the record books with a memorable decade at the club. 



Looking back a number of years, a certain Johann Cruyff, the finest player out of Europe at the time did the unthinkable and left the grandiosity of Ajax Amsterdam for the working-class Feyenoord. This infuriated the Amsterdam faithful...although in honesty, it was their [clubs'] fault as they had not offered Johann a new contract.




The Superclasico. Argentina's fiercest rivalry. Gabriel Batistuta didn't quite get that. One of the finest forwards for Albiceleste opted to move from River Plate to Boca Juniors after having a fall-out with River coach Daniel Passarella. He only stayed at Boca for a year though, before moving to Fiorentina, where his performances would turn him into a cult-hero...




Finally, closer to home, Kaizer Motaung left Orlando Pirates FC to play abroad, returning home in 1970 he chose to establish Kaizer Chiefs. Today we have one of the fiercest football rivalries on the planet, based mainly on one man's decision.
Years later the likes of Jimmy Tau would also cross the great divide. This time leaving the Buccaneers to play for the Glamour Boys. Unthinkable, but it happens.


A decade+ ago, players joining rival clubs was not the norm. There was loyalty and respect for the badge and the fans.
Today, it's common-place.

Then again, loyalty amongst fans is hardly existent either...with any and everyone jumping on the most fashionable bandwagon and hopping off the moment it loses it's shine.



This is modern football.





Friday, 17 August 2012

Why it's not such a bad idea to sign the current PFA Player of the Season, Players Player of the Season, FWA Player of the Season, PFA Team of the Year, EPL top scorer, record breaker, captain, set-piece specialist, 3rd highest goal scorer in Europe, Arsenal player of the Season, Robin Van Persie, who also scores when he want.

Read the title......if that's too long, check out the bullet points below, for interests sake.
"It is not a bad idea to sign the current:

  • The PFA Player of the Year
  • The Players Player of the Year
  • The PFA Team of the Year striker
  • FWA Player of the Year
  • Arsenal's best player last season
  • Set-piece specialist 
  • Captain
  • 3rd highest scorer in European leagues behind Messi & Ronaldo
  • guy who scores when he wants & brings the song with him"
Wayne Rooney + Robin Van Persie contributed (assists [13] + goals [57]) towards 70 Premier League goals last season. Let's put that into perspective:
  • Rooney + RVP = 70
  • Spurs total goals = 66
  • Chelsea total goals = 65
  • Liverpool total goals = 47
Many people are saying "He's 29, that's too old!!"
If you are a rude person, your instant response should be: "You do realise that Van Persie is 3 months older than he was last season......the season he finished as top scorer with 30 goals & 9 assists you nincompoop!!"


If you are like me & believe that stats win arguments, the simply mention this:

  • at 29 Alan Shearer scored 23 goals & went on to play another 6 seasons, scoring 84 league goals
  • at 29, Drogba was Premier League top goalscorer with 20 goals (he scored 29 EPL goals in the season he turned 32)
  • at 29, Henry was the EPL top scorer with 27 league goals
  • at 29, Berbetov was Premier League top goal scorer (well he turned 30 during the season)
Now I know Arsenal have been through a lot already, but I'd like to raise 1 point before I depart:
Robin Van Persie born in 1983 is too old to be any good.
Santi Cazorla born in 1984 is a brilliant signing with a bright future.


In closing, I have no idea what RVP will do this season. If he plays, he's likely to score, as discussed above. Anyone can get injured (see the Ramsey tackle) so that isn't the smartest thing to say IMO. You buy a player based on either their current ability or their potential ability. Never on their potential uselessness. What I do know is that it's ridiculous to write him off as a bad buy since he outperformed everybody else in the only league we truly care about. In fact, buying the best player in your league is generally a clever thing to do. I hope both Santi & Robin Van Persie Pig bring us tons of action & very little injuries.

I, for one, would have paid £24m simply for the catchy tune - "He scores when he wants, he scores when he wants". It really is magical and I have nothing better to do with the money.

Twitter - @thembasweet 

Write for your team - Manchester United part 2


'Sup Footie Nuts, today Septizzle, gives us his dribble on the down fizzle my nizzle YO!

Okay, we move on. So he tells us about Manchester United's chances of a 20th League crown... 

Write for your team Manchester United


From the offset, let me state, that I am a Manchester United fan. I’ll try and write this article as unbiased as possible, and also try and separate my HOPES for where I want them to end, as opposed to where I THINK they will end.
What an amazing end to the 2011/2012 Barclays English Premier League? It was heartache for most Manchester United fans, and the right to gloat and brag about winning for all the (newly acquired) Manchester City fans. It practically went down to the last kick of the season! It was an incredible end that re-wrote the history books and will be spoken about for years to come.
Moving forward in the new 2012/2013 Barclays EPL season, let us take a look at what the Manchester United squad looks like at 08/06/2012, to give you some insight as to how they will line up. The Manchester United squad remains almost identical to last season with the addition of a few new players in Shinji Kagawa, who was brought in for a fee of £13.200.000 from current Bundesliga champions, Borrusia Dortmund, and Nick Powell, who was purchased for £6.600.000 from Crewe Alexander, who compete in League One in England. A couple of players leaving and going on Loan, in Ji Sung Park, Fabio, Paul Pogba, Ben Amos, Richie de Laet, Tomasz Kuzczak and Michael Owen who will also most likely be leaving before the end of the transfer window.
United have the upper hand leading into the first ten games of the season with Manchester City being under pressure most of the season, being the defending champions. It is with the advantage that Manchester United will be tackling their league campaign. I’m sure most of the players that played an integral part of the previous campaign, especially the youth that have been incorporated into the squad, will also want to prove themselves to the gaffer, as well as the fans. It is with all these factors that United stand with a huge advantage.
Quoting a few players about the forthcoming season:
Nemanje Vidic: “The young players can learn from last year, so I’m confident we’ll be better this year. We were punished and we can’t allow that to happen again. We had a few injuries last season too. I hope everyone can stay fit this season.”
Wayne Rooney: “I’m happy with how I’m doing. I’ve been training for almost two weeks and I’ve been working hard. Everything’s going well so far. I feel good. Everybody needs games to get up to match fitness, not just me. I’m training well, though, and I’m looking forward to the next few games. Hopefully, by the start of the season, I’ll be ready to play.”
Michael Keane: "They've all got great experience and they're great players to play with. I grew up watching all of them and to play in the same team as them is great. I really enjoyed it."
As you can see the players are feeling good about the build up to the season and are amped to tackle the new season ahead. Manchester United has only made one new major signing in Shinji Kagawa. All the players welcome the addition of Shinji Kagawa, who will add speed to the attack, yet another positive aspect to take forward into the new season.

Manchester United, have three things going for them going into the new season. The first thing being the hunger of the players and youth coming through and wanting to prove their status as the number one club in England. Secondly, a fresh start, with the bulk of the players that had injury prone seasons, coming back.  Lastly, they have a manager and coaching staff that know how to setup a league to win trophies, as they’ve displayed year in and year out. With the management bringing in so few signings, they must be adamant and confident that they can challenge for the 2012/13 Barclays English Premier League.
Ultimately, the staff, management and players must have the know-how to run a successful league campaign.
Manchester United have quality players in every position, starting at the back, in the poles, David De Gea, who took a while and looked shaky in the start of the previous season, has all the know how it takes to be a talisman in between the posts for the reds. His ability as a shot stopper and being able to pull out spectacular agile saves is a valuable asset to the team. I would however like to see De Gea improve on the accuracy of his distribution, which Edwin Van Der Sar had down to a tee and also command his 6 yard box with more authority in the next campaign. The boy has safe hands, and his uncanny similarity to the little monkey boy from the movie “Jumanji” will surely scare some of the other attacking players from the opposing teams, which is always a plus. Jolean Lescott would be proud!
Across the back 4, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand and Rafael, form a solid (predicted) back four. With the addition of Vidic coming back being out for most of the season with an injury.  The captains ability to produce quality performances week and in week out was sorely missed last season, even though the players that were chosen to fill in, did very well. Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra provide the experience and level heads that Rafael sometimes doesn’t have. I would like to see Evra push forward and produce quality performances as he did in the 2010/2011 EPL season. Ferdinand has all the experience and calmness that you need from a centre back, he is valuable, but he will also need to cut down on the unforced mistakes that he makes at times.
Moving to the midfield, being Nani, Valencia/Young, Scholes, Carrick, Anderson and Kagawa. With Kagawa in the team, as stated earlier, this will bring a different dimension in attack, which is another posistive going forward into the new season. Carrick needs to come to the party and produce more killer forward passes, even though, by passing backwards, he does help us to keep possession of the ball. Scholes runs the midfield in most games, week in and week out, its a pity his age and fitness is going to be a problem. I’d like to see at least 15-20 strong 60-70 minute performances from him as the centre midfielders will obviously be alternated as the season goes on. Anderson, needs to produce a run of good games and also try and score more goals from midfiled, if not, I’m personally writing him off! Valencia’s pace, power, consistency and simplicity is a quality that other players in the team need to adopt. He has a high work rate which is excellent and he just needs to keep doing what he’s doing, which is taking the ball to the line and getting that cross in, if you’re a youngster and want to know how to play as a winger correctly, watch Antonio Valencia. Nani needs to make better decisions more of the time. Young (who people claim looks just like me) is a player that does the right thing most of the time, very good and I have no doubt, he will continue to play well for the reds.

Now, the forwards, Welbeck, Rooney, Chicharito, Macheda, Berbatov just need to put the ball in the net! Welbeck has potential to do great things, we know what Wayne Rooney is capable of and he is an inspiration to the rest of the team with his hunger to keep making the fans, his team and the manager proud. Javier Hernandez and Macheda need to do well coming off the bench and Berbatov? I think he’ll be having a bit more time to plant an extra row of tomatoes in his vegetable garden at home.
All in all, the squad looks pretty good and if anybody knows how to get the best out of players, it would be Sir Alex Ferguson.
My prediction (as unbiased as I can be) is that Manchester United, will acquire their 20th league title.

Follow me on twitter - @Septizzle



FootieCall's response:

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I kid! Good piece. I agree with you, top of the league this year. With the real Manchester team in blue a far second. 

FootieCall's prediction:

League Position: 1st
Controversy: Giggs, Kagawa's girlfriend. 


Write for your team - Manchester United (JCBA)

Good day all. We've received great pieces for 'Write for your team' and today is no different. This is the first of a few posts today and look out for Arsenal tomorrow! Today though is Manchester United day here at Footiecall offices. So for today's piece we've called a professional in!! Well he writes often and we enjoy his work. Writing about his beloved Manchester United, we present you with a blogger from another mother, Jade Christopher Bentley Adams:
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Manchester United

People forget Manchester United won the English Premier League (EPL) last year… until Aguero netted, that is.

They achieved that without captain Vidic, without Fletcher  (in my opinion he had developed into more than just “doing a job” for Sir Alex Ferguson SAF), without Cleverley and his protracted injury woes, with a Nani that’s stellar performances… which were few and far between, with Anderson that never reached the Brazilian promise we all expected and finally with Evra that probably had his worst season in the red of Manchester.

Granted Rooney, Valencia, Carrick, Ferdinand & Scholes (when he played) was the back bone of Manchester United's "success" last term and the boy Danny over achieved, where some would say he stepped up to the plate.



Manchester United should never have gotten so close in the end, as the blue half of Manchester should have walked away with the EPL, but they did and it should be noted without an influx of Sheikh Mansours' millions (of talented stars).

The new additions Kagawa & Powell excite me, the latter with an eye on the future (who knows maybe this year) and Shinji has been a revelation in pre-season with his presence in the mid-field his vision his touches can only bode well for the attacking prowess at United's disposal. Robin Van Persie's addition needs mention and all I have to say on him is that in my opinion United do not need him to bolster our attack with the likes of Rooney, Dimitar, Welbeck, Chicharito & Macheda, but RVP will bolster our squad.

Manchester United knows how to win EPL titles and hates to lose them and I don’t expect them to lose it again this term.

People talk about Bounce-Back-Ability and United installs (or should I say SAF does) that in all their teams in fact only Mourinho's Chelsea have won back-to-back EPL titles 04/05 & 05/06 (with Arsenal the year before 03/04) since inception in 1992 and we know winning the second title in a row is the hardest or in United's case the third or fourth title).

Jade Christopher Bentley Adams
( follow me on twitter @jcba)
My Blog : http://jcbasportsunited.blogspot.com/

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Thanks Jade!!! Some great points there - 
  • United matching the millions spent by City but without spending similar amounts themselves
  • United's 'Bounce-Back-Ability' (that's really catchy, can we get this trending? #BBB)
  • RVP was an unnecessary signing but will help the squad bolster the squad (perhaps with squad rotation?)
Interesting last point there. RVP has been a touchy subject on Twitter. Give us your thoughts on RVP, Manchester United and, as always, give our friend Jade a follow on Twitter & check out his blog (covers a range of other sports too). 

My prediction: Scholes is a demi-god
Controversy: With everyone expecting RVP to get injured, Evra actually breaks his leg and Dennis Irwin makes his long awaited return.


Thursday, 16 August 2012

Write for your team - Liverpool part 2


Letlhogonolo Mothiboseng takes us on trip down memory lane, then tells us how shit Liverpool are. 
Then tells us Liverpool will finish fourth. 


The Original “This is Anfield” sign has been re-mounted in the tunnel, The red Goal nets last seen in the 90’s return and the ‘’punters” return with the usual “ this year is surely ours ‘’.
Times have changed, Liverpool FC are no longer the perennial title challengers they once were there’s no John Barnes tearing down the left flank, Graeme Souness isn’t bossing the midfield for the reds anymore Kenny Dalglish isn’t threading delightful through balls for Ian Rush to bullet into the net leading Liverpool FC to yet another league title. Expectations at Anfield have changed, Liverpool FC’s recent change in fortunes has led the club to dogfights with teams like Tottenham Hotspurs, Newcastle and Chelsea for just the privilege to participate in the UEFA Champions league, a dogfight we (bias) have been recently losing . To put it in perspective, the last 20 years has seen Liverpool descend from the undisputable kings of England and perennial title challengers to top four hopefuls.

Liverpool now have a new manager in Brendan Rodgers who promises attacking football and a return to the Liverpool ethos, signalling yet another transition phase. Brendan Rodgers loves  tiki-taka which is not an alien brand of football but rather a more refined version of liverpools own ‘’pass and move it’s the Liverpool groove’’ which brought them much success under Paisley and Dalglish (King Kenny 1.0 not king Kenny 2.0). It will take time before it bears fruit, the playing personnel left behind by King Kenny left much to be desired and Charlie Adams’ corners are worth 10 pieces of hake. Dirk Kuyt an industrious  mainstay at Anfield has left leaving behind Joe Cole’s wages, the fantasy of Aquilani has left but then did he ever really arrive? Who is Joe Allen? Well Brendan Rodgers seems to think he is hybrid football cross of Xavi, Paul Scholes, Gerrard and some famous welsh footballer I’ve never heard of. Joe Allen is the man Rodgers will intrust with making his midfield tick to his tactics (TIKI TAKA). The system will need patience because frankly when tiki taka works its beautiful when it fails ala Chelsea bus vs Barcelona it looks depressing and you end up wishing you had an Andy Carroll in your team to hoof the ball to.

Finally, what was clear for all to see last season was that Liverpool’s problems lay upfront. Ever since a certain tattooed fella with blond locks left the red #9 for a blue #9 liverpool have lacked a consistent goal-scorer a 20+ goals a season striker, no matter how much you stack the midfield as long as your attack continues to shoot blanks or continues its fascination with the oppositions wood…..woodwork then this season will just mirror last season. For me Liverpool's fortunes this year will rely on that sole factor you can bring in as many midfield tickers as you want but if the attack is lacking the Liverpool fan will continue being frustrated. As it stands Liverpool only have Andy Carroll, Luis Suarez and Fabio Borini  there is space for at least two more attackers considering the departures of Dirk Kuyt and Maxi. I still fancy Liverpool’s chances ahead of Tottenham who seem to only have Jermaine Defoe as a striker, Newcastle and Arsenal (if RVP leaves whenever he wants).

Like a true Liverpool Fan I sign off and say this will be our year, sadly not to win the title but to sneak into the top 4.

Footiecall's response:

Well done Lee. Good post. Unlike others, I agree with 100% everything you have to say. No bias. I promise.

Write for your team - Liverpool

Hi guys

Today we've got a good mate writing about his favourite team, Liverpool. His name is Craig & what I love about Craig is his passion for his team.
Is "next season is our season" ever going to come true? I (MUFC supporter) actually believe so, although I think it will come with time and bucketloads of patience from the fans. Without hope, there is nothing. If you aren't believing in your team, do you expect fans of other teams to believe in you? Craig brings us lots of hope & belief in his team so take 5 minutes to read his aspirations for LFC in 2012/13:

It's with extreme pleasure that I give you Craig's 'Liverpool Football Club' 2012/13 edition:
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 Liverpool Football Club
In 2 Saturday’s from now we, as football fans, get to witness the start of a brand new Barclay’s Premier League season.
It’s been a long wait since May to see the lads in action; luckily there was some football to keep our minds from going crazy.
The game I will look forward to, come Saturday 18th of August 2012, is Liverpool Football Club who are away to West Bromwich Albion, of course I support LFC.
It’s been a tough time for my beloved Reds, 4 managers in 3 years, about 2 days away from going into administration in 2010, bad investments concerning players and a lack of goals have all contributed to LFC struggling to get that all important Champions League spot and that very elusive first premier league title.
So where to for Liverpool in 2012/13?
A new manager with new ideas, 3 of our players out of the door so far with 2 or 3 more earmarked to leave in the next 3 weeks.
We’ve been linked from everyone from Theo Walcott to Rasmus Elm. What we need are classy players who want to wear that famous Red shirt with the Liverbird on their chest. They must be willing to fight for the team and leave everything they have on the field, something that ex player Dirk Kuyt use to do all the time.
I think we are a striker, wing and at least a left back short, I don’t know whether Borini is the key to unlocking our goal drought we had last season, let’s hope there will be a few more signings before August 31.
Speaking of signings, we have been linked quite heavily to Swansea midfielder Joe Allen, who after only one season in the Premier League is now valued between 15-20 million pounds, I think that’s a bit ridiculous, but clearly Rodgers sees him as an integral part of his “tika-tika” philosophy. Unless you watched a lot of Swansea over the past two seasons, you will probably also be one of those asking “Who is Joe Allen?”         
This is him, in the picture, lets hope his worth it.



Realistic expectation for this year for the Mighty Reds?
I have been so tired of those “it’s a rebuilding phase” that I can no longer stand people who say this, we are Liverpool Football Club, we should be up in the top 3 places of the English Premier League. I did some research with regards to league standings over the past 13 seasons and at least 4 of these we were in a position to win the league.
We lost the league by between 2 and 9 points and the team above us only won 2 to 3 games more than us. LFC need to learn to beat every team and to give up until that final whistle at the end of the 90 minutes.
Brendan Rodgers speaks of “tika-tika” football, total football, and  I hope he drills into the importance of finishing teams off and not letting up even if we up by 3 goals. I expect LFC to be in the top 3 places at the end of the season, but for that we need to add to a depleting squad.
My league table at the end of the season would be TOP 4: City, United, LFC, Chelsea 5-9: Arsenal, Spurs, Newcastle, Swansea, Everton 10-16: Sunderland, Stoke, Fulham, Norwich, Aston Villa, WBA, QPR, 17-20: Reading, West Ham, Wigan, Southampton.
Be interesting to see what happens during the season ad of course the banter will be great as always.
Craig Swartland
Follow on Twitter: @therealCraigS

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Thanks for that Craig!! 
Have you got similar expectations as Craig? Let us know below & give him a follow on Twitter. He's a top bloke, a member of the LFC Supporters Club in Cape Town & you'll find him there on matchday.

My prediction: 19/20th (depends if West Brom bring their "A" game)
Controversy: Joe Allen actually turns out to be the black Lionel Messi & everybody eats humble pie.

Disclaimer: We at Footiecall are not sure what Joe Allen looks like. We heard he was of African descent. If this is not Joe, please let us know.

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Write for your team - Chelsea Football Club


'Sup footie nuts. We are well under way with these "Write for your team" segments. Today, Marisa Calvert gives us her views on Chelsea FC...

Write for your team - Chelsea FC

I honestly thought I would be way more gutted after we lost the Community Shield to
Manchester City, but surprisingly I’m quite calm. With 10-men out on the field for about
60mins, it could’ve been worse than 2-3 and an important lesson was learnt. Our defense
is weak however our attack is on point. Something RDM is going to have to work on – and
also, leaving substitutions until the last minute wasn’t very wise. But I digress, let’s get into
the upcoming 2012/2013 season and how I think Chelsea will fare.

After a discussion with my fellow Chelsea compatriot, this is what we think. So who will win
the Premiership? Well, if Robin van Persie goes to United, we could just see a crazy 3-horse
race for the title right up until the end of the season. The odds are however in the favour
of the blue Manchester team. No doubt, they are currently the best in the league, having
signed nobody and signing nobody. However, I still think Torres will be back to his best this
season and it will be between him, Aguero and RVP for the golden boot race. Torres to score
about 20 goals this season (this is across all competitions, not just the league). Hopefully
we’ll sign Cavani and we might see a fair share of goals from him as well.

Our best signing of the season, Eden Hazard, just needs to get over his diving and just get
his head into the game. He runs a good pace and I suspect he’ll be making life hard for other
teams. I see him taking the Chelsea Assist Leader award here.

Come January, I can’t say who we’ll buy – nobody can. But I reckon Malouda or even Essien
might be sold. RDM is busy creating a team that is as good as the world champions (Spain to
those of you who are new) – even better. With the right Q10, Chelsea will definitely advance
to greater things. That said, the question of the old guard. With Didier Drogba already gone,
who will be next? Many suspect it could be Frank Lampard or even Ashley Cole. Lampard is
the heart and backbone of that team and he will definitely still be a starter by May. The only
thing that would hinder this, is injury.

Let’s talk Champions League. No team has ever successfully contended the UEFA Champions
League title. I do however think Chelsea will change this small bit of history soon. If not,
the team who will knock us out will be PSG and Real Madrid will go on to win the title. But
Chelsea is all about making history and not dwelling on it. One thing’s for certain though,
Chelsea will not end the season without silverware. And this is how I see the Premier League
standings at the end of the season next year:

1- Man City/Chelsea
2- Chelsea/Man City
3- Man United
4 - Arsenal
5- Spurs

Good luck to all the teams this season. It’s going to be an epic one and I foresee many
surprises. However, as a Chelsea fan, all I can do is believe. That’s the mantra – that’s what
got me going last season...that’s the mantra that got us winning the Champions League title
when everyone said we couldn’t do it. Remember to always KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING
HIGH.

And if all else fails, we still have Eva Carneiro! Eat your heart out boys!

Follow me on twitter - @ReesieBabyGirl

FootieCall's response:


"I agree with everything you say" <--- (See what I did there)

I kid, I don't think Chelsea will have as good a season as you are predicting. Reasons? Let me give my outside opinion.

With regards to Roberto Di Matteo, I don't think he has the technical know how to take Chelsea to the summit. Or any near the top two. He did really well as John Terry's assistant in finally bringing the holy grail that Roman Abramovich so much desired, in the form of the Champion's League to Stamford bridge. But this season, I'm not sure he'll see out the entire season. As for the signings, without going into too much details about getting mayonnaise into Donald Trump's hair, I think the signing that everyone is hardly talking about, Eden Hazard, is going to struggle in the Premiership. Marin had a terrible season last season and Oscar... is still apparently moaning about Da Silva medal at the Olympics.

This response has nothing to do with the fact that Liverpool are not in your top 5.

FootieCall's prediction:

League Position: 4th - Chelsea has a better team on Paper. But I think Arsenal have the better manager.
Controversy: Roberto Di Matteo being the first manager fired.