Showing posts with label Guardiola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guardiola. Show all posts

Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Mental managers

'Sup Footie nuts,

It's been a while has it not? It took me 1.5 hours to try and figure out the password for this thing. And then a further 30 mins to make some coffee, use the bathroom and fantasize about beating a co-worker with the blunt end of an ace.

It's the transfer season. It's a perfect opportunity to get excited about transfers that will never happen. Rumours that remain just that and a chance to build your squad on whatever version of FIFA you have by following some of the idiotic ITK (In the know) accounts.

With all the rumours floating about, managers of various teams often have to spend the majority of their time, during press conferences, fielding questions about potential tranfers... which made me think of the most nuttiest interviews ever done by managers... here's my best of all time.

And oldy, but still a proper classic. I think this is the reason 'Arry started doing interviews from the safety of his Land Rover.



This isn't too long, but LVG tells a reporter EXACTLY what he thinks


I remember this cringe fest like it was yesterday. Liverpool (at that time in the season) were leading the Premier League ahead of Manchester United. Rafa, clearly thought that it was a perfect time to derail everything and go on a proper mental rant about Sir Alex Ferguson. As the drunk white girls would say, "I can't even"


What ever you do, please read Alex Ferguson's mind about what you can and can't ask him during a presser. 


Kevin De Bruyne. Some of you might or might not know, was actually a Chelsea player. Shocking right? What's even more confusing is that JM thought he didn't need to be in the Presser because they weren't asking the right questions... Lolly lolz


Part of Kenny's sacking was due to his inability to control the Luis Suarez - Patrice Evra racism incident. Here he loses his top (and lies) about Suarez refusing to shake Evra's hand. 


For good measure, here's a vid of managers losing their shit in different sporting codes. 




See you soon!

Potz

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Thursday, 19 April 2012

Managers then & now

In today's footballing world, it's quite common for ex-players to become managers...for example, Steve Bruce, Martin O'Neill, Deschamps & John Terry.
So, what's the one thing all of these ex-players have in common? Yes, you're right, they all looked ridiculous when they were young! Here's a prime selection of bad hairdos, bad pictures & bad memories. Try and guess the manager before scrolling down.

Starting off with an easy question and an easy hairdo. 
Clue: he loves kids.


Yes you got it!!! Ridge Forrester from The Bold & The Beautiful.
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Next up, take a look at the special guy in this picture:
Clue: You're a Real idiot if you don't get this.
Of course, it's Mourinho at a special club with his special friend.
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Now this picture would stump his own family.
Clue: It is saf to say that this picture was taken very long ago.
Indeed it's Sir Alex, and here's a pic of him receiving the hair-dryer treatment.
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It's time for a bit of sexiness, so here's a supermodel so hot that he gets 2 pictures. Ladies hold your ovaries please.
Clue: Me Gusta' ??

Was it hard to see through the sex? It is actually Pep stores model, mr Guardiola.
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That was too easy, so to mix things up a little bit, here's a picture of a pretty girl for you.
Clue: Kit deals

NO! I lied! It is of course King Kenny Dalglish!!
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You guys are too good. Ok, 2 more for this session.
Clue: a Scottish toffee
The king of the mid-table, David Moyes!! So precious...
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Our last one for today is a good'n. You'll notice Pele wearing no. 10, you may even notice Beckenbauer no.6, but can you guess who's wearing the coveted no. 22 ?
Clue: How do you get relegated 3 times & not get fired?
You buy a club, become owner, make yourself chairman & CEO & head coach, then make sure you don't fire yourself. Jomo "Black Prince" Sono.
That's what she said