Friday, 31 August 2012

Golden Generation Rusting


Today's piece comes from a lover of the local game. He's a player himself, a coach & has SAFA badges to prove it! He's one of the few Cape Town residents who actually take the time to pay & watch the PSL. He's got a much more positive view on the local talent. Read below to see why -

While we start drooling over yet another Brazilian generation and what looks like it could be one of their best if not there best ever. Many of us south Africans are thinking when is our golden generation coming to save this country’s football from albatross? Do we even have the infrastructure and development plans in place to produce a golden generation? What if I told you South Africa had a serious chance at a medal in this football Olympics!! “Not possible” “we didn’t even qualify” that we didn’t qualify is not the lack of talent or the development excuse that every junior national team coach throws in the media’s face after yet another failed qualifying campaign neither is it the coach.  The sole blame lies with SAFA and their lack of vision in identifying a talented group of players. To give everyone an indication, South Africa have only qualified twice for the Fifa U-20 world cup, the first time was in 1997(a team containing McCarthy,fortune,etc) that team made up the core of the Olympic team in Sydney that shook the footballing world by beating a Brazilian team containing Ronaldinho,Adriano and Alex. This team of amaglug should have gone on to dominate the national team for years to come and bring us glory. That sadly was not the case due to reasons we all know(coaching changes no 1) the 2nd time we qualified for the Fifa u 20 world cup was in 2009 where we lost out on progression from the group stages on goal difference. Now if you were in Safa`s shoes alarm bells should have been ringing. This team should have been earmarked for the Olympic qualifying campaign to lead us to only our 2nd Olympics. How wrong we were, shakes Mashaba could not choose he’s best team for the last qualifying tournament where SAFA and the PSl were at each others throats over the release of certain players. Sanity eventually prevailed if you can call it that with Shakes Mashaba taking a 2nd string team consisting of bench warmers and NFD players with just a few days preparation  but how different could it have been? Let me break this team down department by department to give everyone an indication of the wealth of talent that Shakes had at he’s disposal if SAFA had any vision at all.

Goalkeepers
This would be 1 of our strongest departments. We have Darren Keet who made his psl debut at 19 for Wits University and went on to cement his place as the number 1, resulting in a move overseas. He is currently plying his trade in Belgium’s top league for Kv Kortrik and is the clubs number 1, should be battling Khune for number 1 but a case of out of sight out of mind for SAFA! As backup there is Superports  Ronwen Williams who just won the absa young player of the year and forced former Bafana keeper Rowen Fernandez to play 2nd fiddle to him. Showed tremendous maturity and has exponential potential testament to that is that he is the number 1 keeper at a big club at 20.(baby years in keeper terms) Brilliant Khuzwayho any keeper who the coach nicknames Cassilas must be worth having a look. Khuzwahyo was on loan at Thanda Royal Zulu where he skippered them to the brink of promotion where they narrowly lost out in the playoffs has recently been signed by Kaiser Chiefs where he will push Khune for the number 1 spot.
Right backs
Doctor Mampura skippered the u-23 team and is one of the best crosses in the psl. Mampura talents became noticed in Puk twana (Sundowns development team) run in the nedbank cup a few seasons back. Game time has been hard to come by at Sundowns as he is competing with u-23 teamate Ramahlwe Mphahlele who was the previous skipper of the u-23. Mphahlele debuted in the psl at 18 for Moroka Swallows and established himself as one of the best right backs in the psl. A very versatile player who can cover centre back and midfield. A big money offer was accepted by swallows and he is currently battling for game time resulting in a loan move to newly promoted Tuks. Thulani Hlatswayo nicknamed Tyson for he’s hard tackling and strength is a regular in Ajax ct back four played an influential role in Ajax 2nd placed finish 2 seasons back and is one of few positives of Ajax ill-fated last campaign. Has been earmarked for a European move.



Left backs
Sundown’s Subusiso Khumalo a player blessed with incredible pace and extremely skilful concerns over he’s defensive capabilities have resulted in him struggling to get game time also having to compete with Bafana international Punch Masenamela for a starting place has limited he’s opportunities has been compared to brazils Marcelo. Bafana international Keegan Ritchie is eligible for selection too. The Kaiser Chiefs man is one of the best crosses and is a set piece specialist. Concerns has been raised over he’s pace but makes up with he’s reading and tough tackling and is extremely hard to beat one v one. There is backup in Ajax ct Aiden Jenniker and the versatile Thato Mokeke who’s best position is centre back but can fill the roles of dm and left back as well. The former Supersport man has played an integral part of Ajax ct last season and is a fantastic passer of the ball

Centre backs
The recent bidding war that erupted between Sundowns and Kaiser Chiefs over the services of Eric Mathoho. The much sought after centre back was in the psl team of the season plying he’s trade at Bloem Celtic. Tower as Mathoho is known combines physical presence with composure on the ball and fantastic aerial prowess. Was linked with numerous clubs in Europe before he decided to join Kaiser Chiefs in a big money deal. Tower is also a big threat from set pieces and has chipped him with he’s fair share of goals will be in the Bafana team for many years to come.
Siyanda Xulu a player who was a regular at Mamelodi Sundowns at 18 was on trail at Barcelona, Arsenal and Athletico Madrid. The latter having a bid rejected as it was deemed insufficient. Is now the mainstay of the Mamelodi backline and a European move is not too far off.
David Boysen has been a regular for Maritzburg united producing some sterling performances. The lanky defender has put in some sterling performances and he’s composure, ability to read the game and command in the air has him touted as a Bafana international
Thamsanqa Sangweni brother of Bafana and Orlando Pirates centre back Siyabonga is arguably the more talented brother played a sterling role in Amazulus success last season which resulted in a big money move to Sundowns. Is a generally a holding midfielder but has produced some brilliant performances at centre back blessed with the same composure as he’s older brother but looks to have the edge in passing ability. Packs a rocket of a shot. Has been placed in defence due to the quality possessed in midfield by this team

Central midfield

This is the department where we are spoilt for choice. This midfield could rival any in world football at the Olympics. Picking a starting 3 from these midfielders would have been tough for Mashaba if he had all of them available. These are our central midfielders.
Andile Jail a stalwart in Orlando Pirates midfield resulting in 2 treble winning seasons(enough said) not many a midfielder has won the battle over Gattuso as jail is known. Freakish energy, excellent in the tackle and a decent distributor. Has outgrown the psl and should be playing in Europe. A man to take with you to war!
George maluleke was the spine of Ajax ct for 2 seasons. Blessed with all the qualities of a box to box midfielder. Maluleke has recently been signed by Superport United after 2 fantastic seasons at Ajax ct where he was the team’s most consistent player.
Daylon Classens Has been touted for great things ever since he had a trial with real Madrid at 15. the former Ajax cape town player has been plying he’s trade in the Belgium league for SK Lierse and was voted club player of the year which has alerted QPR who are interested in signing the silky playmaker. How he is not a Bafana regular is the question everyone in Belgium has been asking!

Thulani Serrero the jewel in South Africa’s crown. The most talented player to come out of mzansi in many a year. The Ajax Amsterdam player left these shores in a big money move from Ajax Cape Town to mother club Ajax Amsterdam after a clean sweep in the individual player awards at the back end of the 2010/2011 season almost single handedly winning the psl title. Has found game time a bit difficult but this is due to the sensational form of Christian Ericksen who has been on the wanted list of almost every top club in Europe.
If a midfield 3 of jail, Classens and Serrero has you salivating. There is still a few more gems left none so than May Mahlangu. Displays in Sweden for Helsingborg sent shockwaves throughout South Africa. Here was an unknown South African player getting rave reviews in Sweden this resulted in him becoming the Swedish player of the year talks of Swedish citizenship being offered to Mahlangu to play for the Swedish national team were rumoured. Still no Bafana call up! Eventually Pitso yielded to the media and public and called him up to the Bafana national team. How the playmaker was not capped at junior level is a mystery to all and sundry!  Kamohelo Mokotjo is a currently plying he’s trade for Dutch super powers Feynoord played 22 games last season for feynoord can play in midfield or defence. Moktjie displays in midfield has led him to signing an extended contract (foreign players in Holland can not sign a contract for less than 550 000 euros per anum) this shows how highly rated mokotjo is. Yet another European player who fails to grab the attention to the bafflement of the feynoord technical team.  Thandani Nhshumayelo burst onto the scene in the 2008/2009 season winning the absa young player of the year. A starring role for Superport united for numerous seasons resulted in a big money move to Orlando Pirates.  Low centre of gravity results in him possessing incredible strength for he’s small statue, energy in abundance and fantastic passer of the ball are just some of the qualities possessed. For depth we have Jabulani Shongwe who is one of the most creative players in the psl and the versatile Michael Morton who has been a regular for wits and Maritzburg united for numerous seasons.

On the wings we are blessed with numerous game breakers and potential superstars none other than Masibusuane Zongo the most talented left footer this country has seen. Discipline problems has led to stagnation in he’s career after scintillating displays in he’s debut season resulted in a bid from none other than Tottenham Hotspurs. Rumours of he’s ill discipline led Tottenham to abandon the deal. Mind boggling balls skills along with an excellent end product was recently taken under the wing of Roger De Sa where he flourished for wits on loan towards the end of last season currently on the books of supersport where he has fallen out of favour with Gavin Hunt’s rigid style of coaching. Shameeg Doutie is a player who in the qualifying tournament was selected for the team of the tournament even tho amaglug performed dismally. One of the best crosses in South Africa. Doutie is your archetypal winger with pace to burn. After a big money move to pirates did not work out. A move to supersport worked out perfectly for the fleet footed winger who thrives under a more direct style. George Lebese has shown when given a chance for Kaiser Chiefs he is a very talented player has found opportunities limited due to him having to compete directly with Bafana incumbent Simphiwe Tshabalala. Lebese has shown over the past season he is more than capable and is one for the future. Mandla Masango is the former captain of the u-23 is a player that has all the attributes to become a star. Was just 19 when chiefs gave him he’s debut and big things were expected even given the nickname as the next Jabu Pule

Strikers

Upfront we have Kermit Erasmus one of the top goal scorers in the Fifa u 20 tournament in 2009 Erasmus was on the books of feynoord even before he played in the psl where he found opportunities limited. A loan deal to Sbv Excelsior yielded some success but the call of the Bafana selection resulted in a transfer back to supersport did not quite live up to expectations due to Gavin hunts direct style of football. The diminutive forward struggled as he was often played on the left of a midfield but showed glimpses of why he is so highly rated. Is still being rumoured for a European move.
Bogani Nduluda was the top goalscorerer in the Olympic qualifying campaign. Is seen as the future target man for Bafana Bafana. Ndudlula is on the books of Orlando pirates where he chipped in with a number of crucial goals. Ndudlula has a good first touch for a big boy and has shown composure in the box having to compete directly with mzansi finest striker McCarthy did not aid he’s development as he found opportunities limited.
Tokelo Rantjie scored he’s first Bafana goal in Bafana last game. Explosive pace and good finishing has led him to being an integral part of Orlando Pirates treble winning team. Rantjie was on loan from Hasslehom(Swedish league) but has a number of suitors after he’s services. A failed bid from pirates to buy him outright failed as was deemed insufficient. Has just recently been signed by Helsingborg.

Starting 11?

How they will line up in the starting 11? A 4 3 3! With the abundance of central midfield talent available. Keet would be in goal. Right back will be a tough call but would have to go with Hlasthwayo. Xulu and Mathoto would be the centre backs with Khumalo on the left. The midfield would be jail as defensive along with Classens as the box to box and Serrero in the hole behind a fluid front 3 of Rantjie Zongo and Erasmus who all have the ability to interchange. This team has everything pace and creativity lacks height in midfield and the wingbacks would have been a small problem defensively but that never stopped an all conquering team before forget tika taka! This would have been superdiski with all the flicks, tricks and shibobos that come along with it. 2014 Brazil SAFA?????
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Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Double crossed

Moments before kickoff, players walking onto the hallowed surface...a few taking in the moment, others crossing themselves as they prepare.

Football. Religion. Rituals. Superstitions.

Seemingly there's place for all of this on the turf.

Today we'll look at a few players who have their way of going about things before the first whistle blows for kickoff.

Good day footiecall FAITHFUL!



Before every game of FIFA World Cup '98, Laurent Blanc would kiss the bald head of Fabien Barthez. Worked a charm! MUFC should maybe have signed the centre half earlier...



Argentina goalkeeper, Sergio Goycochea, had the dirty habit [or was it ritual] of urinating on the field before a penalty shootout. Worked for him, until Italia '90...
Mario Gomez will only use the urinal furthest to the left. 
How's that for taking the piss?!



Anyone recognise him? This Englishman opted not to have any shots on goal in the warm up, so he didn't waste any goals. If he hadn't scored by halftime, he'd change his shirt...if this didn't help, he'd go and get his hair cut.



Kolo Toure needs to be the last man out onto the pitch. According to him. This  is fine, until he missed the start of a UEFA Champions League game for Arsenal and was subsequently booked for entering the field without permission.



During FIFA World Cup 2010, Diego Maradona would come out wearing the Albiceleste tracksuit, only to return after half-time wearing this grey suit. I reckon it'll take more than that to improve his coaching.

Another legendary Argentine, Juan Sebastian Veron wore bandage around his right knee for every game. This started in 1997, when he injured that knee, bandaged it and it apparently brought him good fortune.



Finally, closer to home, the coach of Midlands Port Cement [a Zimbabwean 1st Division Club] commanded his players to bathe in the crocodile infested waters of the Zambisi river...as it is believed this would allay evil spirits. What it did do is reduce the squad from 17 to 16 players...and they lost their next fixture.


I'm sure there's a whole list of other routines we could refer to. Feel free to drop them in the comments section below.



Thanks for joining me.


Monday, 27 August 2012

Loyalty... it's over rated.


'Sup Footie nuts? We are well under way with the majority of the European leagues up and running. Life is good... nay! Beautiful! 

Since Robin “I score when I want” Van Persie moved to Manchester United, there has been a lot of talk about players “selling out” and that “Footballers aren’t loyal anymore”.  Well, I personally feel that loyalty is over rated in the work place. And this is exactly it, it IS their work place.

Let me use a different example. You (yes you) are an attorney at a rather large firm. A bigger firm with more chance of promotions, bigger salary and more perks, makes you an offer. What are you going to do? Are you going to say “Uhm, no thank you? I am loyal to this firm, because it has treated me well and stuck by me through some bad times.” Yeah, I didn’t think so.

You see, I know this type of transfer. Yeah, I’m still a bit bitter that Torres left Liverpool to join Chelsea. At the time, I hated him. I wished death upon his tortoise. I hoped he would never score a goal again and that every time he did, a fairy would die. But, I’ve moved on. And I’ve realised why he decided to join Chelsea and leave Liverpool. It wasn’t for the money. We would have (could have) offered him more or less the same as what Chelsea offered him.  It was about trophies. It was about playing in the second best European competition (behind the Europa League). Why should loyalty be brought into it? He made a decision, he moved. What has he accomplished since then? Well, a Champions League winner’s medal.

The reality of this entire situation is that Arsenal hasn’t won a trophy in EIGHT years. Van Persie is 29 years old.  He wants to achieve something. The most likely place for him to achieve that would be at Manchester United OR at the only club in Manchester... Manchester City.

We have all seen players moving for money and there shouldn’t be any sort of surprise about that. Everything nowadays is about money. Television rights, Champions league, bonuses. It ALL centres on money. It’s not ideal. But it is the reality of it. If (most clubs) are running like a business (stock exchange etc) why shouldn’t the players look after their future (read: Pocket) in the same way. A clubs life span runs a lot longer than a player’s career.

To conclude this debatable post. I'm not saying that what these players are doing is right. I personally feel that there needs to be some sort of loyalty. The likes of Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Steven Gerrard are current premier league players that have chosen the loyal side. Adebayor... not so much.

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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Write for Your team - Arsenal Part 2


Sean tells us something about Arsenal. We don't comment. 

Write for your team - Arsenal FC

In recent times, Arsenal fans have had to endure pre-season's of pain and suffering as money-rich clubs have pulled up at the Emirates stadium with briefcases laden with cash hoping to turn the heads of some of our most influential stars. And they've gotten it right too.

As the club sticks to it's model of being self-sustainable, players look elsewhere to earn more money and win trophies. Our strict wage policy, stadium debt and outdated commercial deals do not allow us to compete with the mega rich clubs of today.

Despite all the restrictions the club have placed upon themselves, we've somehow managed to compete on the field and have qualified for the Champions League for the last 15 years. Quite a feat for a club that have never bought a player for more then £20m.

This pre-season has shown some positive signs despite our double Footballer of the Year captain telling the fans on his personal website that he and the club disagree on the way it should be moving forward. We've done some business early on, signing German international Lukas Podolski and last years French Ligue 1's top scorer Olivier Giroud. 

Santi Cazorla, our most recent signing, is probably the most exciting one of the lot. Targeted by Wenger to replace Cesc Fabregas last pre-season, the midfielder comes in to add some creative flair to our midfield and also, more than likely, to be available as Jack Wilshere recovers from his injury problems. 

The players we have brought in, including Arteta from last season, are experienced and at a good age. I wouldn't say we've seen the end of Arsene Wenger's 'Project Youth' but we are certainly seeing a change of ideas for the club, and rightly so.

Whether or not Robin van Persie stays, I feel we have a well balanced squad that can challenge. The three additions will add some much needed attacking strength to the squad and their responsibility for goal getting will be shared.

I doubt whether the transfer activity is over for the Arsenal especially where players leaving the club is concerned. Wenger has mentioned the names of three players who would be leaving and this excludes our captain. What matters though is that Arsenal have done their business early and I feel this puts the club firmly in the driving seat.

On paper, our squad looks much improved and stronger than recent seasons and because of this I think the team can improve on last seasons position of 3rd and hopefully reach one or two cup finals.

Up The Arse!

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Write for your team - Arsenal part 1


'Sup footie nuts? We missed out on the Arsenal piece(s) in last week. So let's get it sorted with a brand new piece! 

Chaps, let's have a read at what Craig Wolmarans has to say on his beloved Arsenal.

Write for your team - Arsenal part 1

Prediction: (pre-RVP leaving), Top 3 with a domestic cup
Prediction: (post-RVP leaving), TREBLE!....or 4th. 4th is a trophy now right?, well Kenny said that kit deals are trophies so 4th is the UCL.



It's over Robin...
So the Captain's armband curse continues, if I was Vermaelen I would have rejected the offer, remain vice & give it to Arteta. He has some Barca DNA & next year when we sell him to C*ntalunya we can get a nifty 8-10million (I kid! I kid!). As sad as I am about the Robin van Persie issue, I’m not totally devastated. Thanks to Arsene Wenger's "mental strength" mixtapes (reasonably priced at all good retailers) I mentally prepared myself for this. One incredible season in 8, that's how I look at it, he has always had fitness issues & if we had re-signed him there would of been 2 scenarios, would we have had the 2011 RVP? or the RVP of old minus a rape case?, I'd go for the latter.

Now I know we don’t want to sell our best players. But think of it this way, this is what his last 5 seasons have looked like.
49 – 28 – 17 – 36 -21 (@LeGrove)
On average, that gives us 30.2 games per season. Take out last seasons wonder year & what do you have? An average of 20.4. His return on goals has been impressive. He has averaged 19.6 goals a season over the last few years. A healthy return when you average 30.2 games a year, a goal every 1.54 games.
Throughout all of that you cannot discount the leadership & experience he could offer Podolski & Giroud if he had stayed, we would have had one hell of an impressive attack force for this campaign. Without RVP, it's back to bed in time, the last player to bed in was Chamakh, he was awesome. Then Park something something, he's off to fight a war soon.

Still there are silver linings, we saw the display from our summer recruits playing in 2nd gear & tearing FC Cologne a new one on Sunday. Santi Cazorla looks the business, Lukas Podolski will be key for us in this season & I feel the goal scoring burden will fall upon him in this campaign. Oliver Giroud is not a Chamakh upgrade, he can be a 20+ goals a season striker but needs time to adapt. I'm looking forward to his partnership with Poldi (nicknames already!) & our 4-4-2 formation looks more formidable than the 4-3-3 that brought us so much success in the past (Emirates cups & Berlin Bear's).

So with Alex Song leaving, Wilshere out until October & Diaby soon to be injured our midfield looks very lightweight. We need reinforcements & I still believe M'vila will be joining, Sahin, well...BOOOOM!!!!!!



The board & Arsene have shown that they are serious about mounting a challenge for silverware this season, now we need to go out & show everyone that Robin van Persie made the biggest mistake of his life. We'll be treble winners come May!.

Our huge gaping hole in defense needs to shore up. They have probably benefited the most from our 1st summer signing Steve Bould. He will no doubt have them drilled with that 90's defense attitude "only run forward to celebrate ya hear me!". With Thomas Vermaelen, Per Mertesacker, Laurent Koscielny, Sebastien Squillaci (I can hear those laughs!), Johan Djourou(stop laughing already!) & Ignasi Miquel waiting in the wings we have the makings of a soliddefense, they should only concede less than the 60+ goals we had last season. Happy days!

We don't need to go overboard like Chelsea or PSG…but we need to address some glaring holes in our squad. We need our current batch of players to see our club as the place to be, not the place to learn.

1st. Man United
2nd. Man City
3rd. Chelsea
4th. Arsenal
5th. Liverpool
6th. Everton
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10th. Spurs!

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Look out for Sean's piece later during the day. Also about Arsenal.

Monday, 20 August 2012

All sold out

The transfer window will close soon. Some surprising moves happening, big money being spent. It's the norm these days though.

Got me thinking of a time when football was played with passion...more passion than you could imagine now. When fans were true to their clubs...and players dare not cross the great divide.

If they did! All hell would break loose.

Robin Van Persie has just joined MUFC from Arsenal. Honestly speaking, I never saw this coming. It just didn't seem possible...but, alas...it's happened.

In modern times, we've seen Tevez move across town from MUFC to City...Adebayor has gone from being a Gunner to now courting a relationship with THFC, this after the Spurs fans sang a rather defamatory song relating to his parents. You'd think, that sorta rubbish would deter him...if not the city rivalry!?


Luis Figo left FC Barcelona to join Real Madrid FC in 2000. One of the strongest rivalries in the game and he shuns loyalty to join Los Blancos for a fee of 37million Euro...that's great business for Barca, as they paid just over 2million for him. Football isn't about business though, or at least, back then it wasn't all about bringing home the bacon...I think he got off easily with just the pigs head.



London rivalries are quite big. The North London derby, arguably the biggest, with the first encounter dating back to the late 1800s. So when Sol Campbell decided to leave Spurs, on a free, to join the Gunners...it was no surprise when the COYS faithful felt hard done by and quite frankly, betrayed.



Another feisty rivalry is the one between the two Milan giants. The box to box midfielder had a stint with either side. Starting off at Internazionale, who signed him for close to $25m from Real Madrid FC, before moving to i Rossoneri in 2002, where he rewrote the record books with a memorable decade at the club. 



Looking back a number of years, a certain Johann Cruyff, the finest player out of Europe at the time did the unthinkable and left the grandiosity of Ajax Amsterdam for the working-class Feyenoord. This infuriated the Amsterdam faithful...although in honesty, it was their [clubs'] fault as they had not offered Johann a new contract.




The Superclasico. Argentina's fiercest rivalry. Gabriel Batistuta didn't quite get that. One of the finest forwards for Albiceleste opted to move from River Plate to Boca Juniors after having a fall-out with River coach Daniel Passarella. He only stayed at Boca for a year though, before moving to Fiorentina, where his performances would turn him into a cult-hero...




Finally, closer to home, Kaizer Motaung left Orlando Pirates FC to play abroad, returning home in 1970 he chose to establish Kaizer Chiefs. Today we have one of the fiercest football rivalries on the planet, based mainly on one man's decision.
Years later the likes of Jimmy Tau would also cross the great divide. This time leaving the Buccaneers to play for the Glamour Boys. Unthinkable, but it happens.


A decade+ ago, players joining rival clubs was not the norm. There was loyalty and respect for the badge and the fans.
Today, it's common-place.

Then again, loyalty amongst fans is hardly existent either...with any and everyone jumping on the most fashionable bandwagon and hopping off the moment it loses it's shine.



This is modern football.





Friday, 17 August 2012

Why it's not such a bad idea to sign the current PFA Player of the Season, Players Player of the Season, FWA Player of the Season, PFA Team of the Year, EPL top scorer, record breaker, captain, set-piece specialist, 3rd highest goal scorer in Europe, Arsenal player of the Season, Robin Van Persie, who also scores when he want.

Read the title......if that's too long, check out the bullet points below, for interests sake.
"It is not a bad idea to sign the current:

  • The PFA Player of the Year
  • The Players Player of the Year
  • The PFA Team of the Year striker
  • FWA Player of the Year
  • Arsenal's best player last season
  • Set-piece specialist 
  • Captain
  • 3rd highest scorer in European leagues behind Messi & Ronaldo
  • guy who scores when he wants & brings the song with him"
Wayne Rooney + Robin Van Persie contributed (assists [13] + goals [57]) towards 70 Premier League goals last season. Let's put that into perspective:
  • Rooney + RVP = 70
  • Spurs total goals = 66
  • Chelsea total goals = 65
  • Liverpool total goals = 47
Many people are saying "He's 29, that's too old!!"
If you are a rude person, your instant response should be: "You do realise that Van Persie is 3 months older than he was last season......the season he finished as top scorer with 30 goals & 9 assists you nincompoop!!"


If you are like me & believe that stats win arguments, the simply mention this:

  • at 29 Alan Shearer scored 23 goals & went on to play another 6 seasons, scoring 84 league goals
  • at 29, Drogba was Premier League top goalscorer with 20 goals (he scored 29 EPL goals in the season he turned 32)
  • at 29, Henry was the EPL top scorer with 27 league goals
  • at 29, Berbetov was Premier League top goal scorer (well he turned 30 during the season)
Now I know Arsenal have been through a lot already, but I'd like to raise 1 point before I depart:
Robin Van Persie born in 1983 is too old to be any good.
Santi Cazorla born in 1984 is a brilliant signing with a bright future.


In closing, I have no idea what RVP will do this season. If he plays, he's likely to score, as discussed above. Anyone can get injured (see the Ramsey tackle) so that isn't the smartest thing to say IMO. You buy a player based on either their current ability or their potential ability. Never on their potential uselessness. What I do know is that it's ridiculous to write him off as a bad buy since he outperformed everybody else in the only league we truly care about. In fact, buying the best player in your league is generally a clever thing to do. I hope both Santi & Robin Van Persie Pig bring us tons of action & very little injuries.

I, for one, would have paid £24m simply for the catchy tune - "He scores when he wants, he scores when he wants". It really is magical and I have nothing better to do with the money.

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